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Recent reviews

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  Shrek 2 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  i’m being so serious when i say that im shocked that this masterpiece isn’t a part of the criterion collection

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  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023

  ★½ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  indy took “back in the day, things were better” 2000 years too far

Popular reviews

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  ½ Watched 12 Sep 2024

  the dry cleaner scene? the soul train scene? the CHILDRENS CHOIR at jeffrey jones’ funeral? 

  FOUL.

  i hate prisons but lock tim burton tf up! 

  also the story had zero energy (damn near 40yrs since the original and this is what we get?), the dialogue was horrendous, the acting fell flat, the chemistry between any given duo was nonexistent, and the characters they used for plot drivers were wasted and discarded in such a lackadaisical way

  tim burton used all…

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  The Rock 1996

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  👴🏻👍🏻

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