alee

alee

i’ll never claim that i have taste! and that’s a guarantee!

Favorite films

  • The Parent Trap
  • Amélie
  • Hot Rod
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • The Rookie

    ★★

  • Ocean's Thirteen

    ★★★★

  • Shrek 2

    ★★★★★

  • Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

    ★½

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  • The Rookie

    The Rookie

    ★★

    having this release a year after your divorce (and making your ex look so mean) is devils work

  • Ocean's Thirteen

    Ocean's Thirteen

    ★★★★

    this is how i expect gang to pull up for me when a man fucks me over too

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  • Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    ½

    the dry cleaner scene? the soul train scene? the CHILDRENS CHOIR at jeffrey jones’ funeral? 

    FOUL.

    i hate prisons but lock tim burton tf up! 

    also the story had zero energy (damn near 40yrs since the original and this is what we get?), the dialogue was horrendous, the acting fell flat, the chemistry between any given duo was nonexistent, and the characters they used for plot drivers were wasted and discarded in such a lackadaisical way

    tim burton used all…

  • Shrek 2

    Shrek 2

    ★★★★★

    i’m being so serious when i say that i’m shocked that this masterpiece isn’t a part of the criterion collection

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