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my favourite thing about danish cinema is when they put mads mikkelsen in glasses to make him look vaguely pathetic and then ruin his life

Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Corpus Christi
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • GoodFellas

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  • Heretic

    ★★★

  • Paradise Now

    ★★★★

  • Taken

    ★★★★

  • Star Wars: Tales of the Jedi

    ★★★★

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  • The Fabelmans

    The Fabelmans

    ★★★★½

    seth rogan is just being seth rogan in the 40s. he’s not acting he can’t act this part he has a face that KNOWS what temple run is. he’s seen the flappy bird

  • A Few Good Men

    A Few Good Men

    ★★★★★

    i love court dramas where the lawyers are cross-examining a witness and it builds to a point where one lawyer is like “no this person couldnt have committed a crime because that would mean youre a little bitch boy wouldnt it. is baby a little bitch boy? say it” and the witness is like “im a little bitch boy” and the other lawyer is like “OBJECTION!!” and the judge says “sustained that will be stricken from the record” because like how is the jury supposed to just forget that interaction

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  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★

    did he just compare Lana Del Rey to Islam

  • Taken

    Taken

    ★★★★

    Idiot didn’t know about the ol walkie-talkie by the phone trick

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  • The Birthday Cake

    The Birthday Cake

    ewan mcgregor in his silly little priest collar and silly little robes has brought me closer to god than any scripture ever has

  • In Secret

    In Secret

    ★★½

    i too would kill my husband for oscar isaac