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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Still no idea wtf long legs had to do with it, but it was a good time.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Couldn't finish it.  Couldn't stop watching.
  I basically fully became the movie. Fuck maybe my rating is too low now that I think about it.

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  The Boy and the Heron 2023

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  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2024 1

  Holy shit this guy masturbates a lot.  
  But then it gets better.

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