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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Alan the best character in this, love him. 

  Messaging chefs kiss. Funny and feel good.

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  Personal Shopper 2016

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  As per usual, stinky choice from a stinky boy. Smh.

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  Face/Off 1997

  ★★½ Watched 17 May 2024 1

  This film... This film is absolutely ridiculous. As my wise dad would say, “bit far fetched isn’t it”.  And my god was it the farthest fetch ever.  

  Tess you would hate this. 

  The acting at the beginning was actually laughable, but I won’t lie, it really picked up in the middle then just went way too hard at the end; it was doing too much. But low-key why did I kinda tear up at the end? 

  Jamie went from woat to goat in a five second period. Slay. 

  Yeah outrageously bad it made it kinda good? Not a 2.5 but also not a 3.

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  Talk to Me 2022

  ★★★ Watched 29 Oct 2023 1

  Yep, this film was clucked. If you wanna see a film featuring Matty go give it a watch. He pops up everywhere including wrinkly gangbangs and of course features his fave activity; sucking toes. Gonna give me sleep paralyses for sure, not looking forward to seeing a rat turd in my nightmares for eternity.

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