Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Secretary 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025 2

  I need Laura and I to get on the same page about James spader

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Isabella Rossellini!!!!!!

  Thinking about Isabella wearing blue velvet to the Oscars and bringing Laura Dern as her date, thinking about how David Lynch brought the two of them together, thinking about how this film was the beginning of Dern and Lynch’s relationship…..very moved

Popular reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Aug 2024

  Went to the bathroom and saw some of the theater employees chatting and I was like holy shit……what if regal essex crossing is a trap…….

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Basically what it’s like working weekends in the service industry

  I wanna give mark ruffalos veneers an oscar