Riley McCandless

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"ᴏᴋᴀʏ, ᴏᴋᴀʏ! ʟᴇᴛ'ꜱ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ! ʟᴇᴛ'ꜱ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴘᴏᴘᴄᴏʀɴ!"

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Beau Is Afraid
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

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  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

    ★★★★½

  • Sasquatch Sunset

    ★★★★★

  • We're All Gonna Die

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

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  • Sasquatch Sunset

    Sasquatch Sunset

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid

    ★★★★★

    Now that the blu-ray has released, and I have finally been able to rewatch this, I can confidently say that it is my favorite Ari Aster film.

    When I first saw it in the theater, I had no idea what to think. I didn't feel like it was as strong as Hereditary or Midsommar, and it triggered my depression and anxiety much worse than those two films. However, now that I have had time to process it and rewatch it,…

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  • We're All Gonna Die

    We're All Gonna Die

    ★★★★

    A wonderful piece of indie filmmaking and a great examination of death, grief, and the process of moving on.
    The humor can be pretty millennial-pilled but if you can look past that, this is a great time.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    I wish Robert Pattinson would narrate my entire life with his silly little voice

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  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★

    I could feel the aliens cumming inside of me

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★★

    Quite funny. Ridiculously stupid but like, in a good way. Needed more Elijah Wood though.