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  Video Violence 1987

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  omgggg give me a half a pound of arm. the sexual parts of this frightened me in a bad way so i prepared delicious food chicken and zucchini while they occured. everything else - epic!! :))) the townies are all crazed for blood! went great with main street bakery three wick candle from bath and body works.

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  Day of the Dead 1985

  Watched 11 Mar 2025

  all the reviews for this mf are about bub. why does everyone relate to and love domesticated zombie bub so much???? its so sweet that he evokes that kind of response!! hes just a lil zombie cutie. im way more into the exposed brain zombie. id like to see him with a gun.

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1990

  Watched 24 Feb 2025

  the turtles very existence is evidence of the tragedy of humanitys domination of earth. they can never be in the world of turtles but they are exiled forever from the workd of men!!!! reviled and scorned by the failed civilization that created them. this was literally all i could think about while watching this. the effect on their psyche is profound. pizza is no morphine for the pain of isolation

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  Jaws 1975

  Rewatched 21 Jul 2024 1

  interest that quickly grows to desperate fixation - relentless and total pursuit of it - obsession, you seek it out, see it everywhere/in everything. ecstasy when you think you have it, devastation when the fantasy is shattered, near destruction of everything! and at the end you blow something up and go swimming with richard dreyfuss <333 double feature with cars at beautiful marion theater. at the beginning i spilled my entire box of reeses pieces in my lap and ate them one by one from my skirt.