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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002
I love love love this movie. A true classic. So much so that I wouldn’t even get up to take a piss during it. I still think Frodo is an evil nasty twink for stealing Samwise from me. I’d let that Gamgee boil my taters and mash ‘em into stew. My only complaint is that atone point we all almost saw Gollum’s scrote and hole - raw and wriggling!
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Babygirl 2024
Honestly again like I’ve said before no one showed scrote, so this movie gets my downvote! Anyways I’m only ever going to watch this again if I’m with others who haven’t seen this, so I can be amused watching them cringe and suffer. The only thing I got off to in this movie were the ending credits. The dog was a goddamn victim
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Gladiator II 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
A great philosopher once said “They could’ve hung a lil more cheek for my taste”, and I heartily concur with this timeless wisdom. Bring back men showing tits I say!
Anyways the movie was eh, the plot was contrived, and I wish the CGI sharks had eaten me instead of the gladiators so I could’ve stopped watching.Translated from by -
Hot Frosty 2024
Gretchen Weiners has fallen far. The only thing hot about this is how much of a hot mess the plot is.
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