lispyrat

lispyrat

Favorite films

Don’t forget to select your favorite films!

Recent activity

All
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★★

  • Babygirl

    ★★

  • Hot Frosty

  • Gladiator II

    ★★

Recent reviews

More
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★★

    I love love love this movie. A true classic. So much so that I wouldn’t even get up to take a piss during it. I still think Frodo is an evil nasty twink for stealing Samwise from me. I’d let that Gamgee boil my taters and mash ‘em into stew. My only complaint is that atone point we all almost saw Gollum’s scrote and hole - raw and wriggling!

  • Babygirl

    Babygirl

    ★★

    Honestly again like I’ve said before no one showed scrote, so this movie gets my downvote! Anyways I’m only ever going to watch this again if I’m with others who haven’t seen this, so I can be amused watching them cringe and suffer. The only thing I got off to in this movie were the ending credits. The dog was a goddamn victim

Popular reviews

More
  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Hot Frosty

    Hot Frosty

    Gretchen Weiners has fallen far. The only thing hot about this is how much of a hot mess the plot is.

Following

5