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Jack Reacher 2012
On a Reacher roll this week! I like how he is so unlikeable. If I met this guy I’d be like “geez lighten up, freak”.
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Better Man 2024
Worst part of the movie: every life event that would’ve required the CGI Robbie Williams chimp to be truly vulnerable was just turned into a 3 minute montage with no dialogue like Up. Why even bother.
Best part of the movie: there’s a scene where the adult popstar CGI Robbie Williams chimp cuts the head off a flayed skinless CGI Robbie Williams chimp and then stabs a young CGI Robbie Williams chimp dressed in a Pirates of Penzance costume in the heart.
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