Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Despicable Me 4 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  those damn bts stans really are everywhere

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  Kraven the Hunter 2024

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  bro was dressed for a bdsm club and assumed a classic nude pose at the end and expected me to take him seriously

Popular reviews

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  Escape Plan: The Extractors 2019

  ★½ Watched 11 Dec 2024 2

  i actually hated this more than the second one. how tf can you “pander” to the chinese market when you hired exactly one (1) native chinese speaker???

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  The Hateful Eight 2015

  ★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2024 2

  “has the insane samuel l jackson monologue about the cold happened yet lol” — nines via imessage before i lost my shit

  i am never watching this movie again