Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Another Cinderella Story 2008

  ★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Jane Lynch is the LeBron James of Yvette Nicole Browns.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  If I had a clone I would hope he would also be evil and horny.

Popular reviews

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  All About Steve 2009

  ★★½ Watched 04 Aug 2023

  It’s endearing when a hot lady has boy autism and follows someone around the country but when I do it it’s just “sad” and “possibly criminal”

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2024

  A lot of pretty obvious allegories to be drawn here but perhaps the most obvious is that spice is 6 miller lites and the sandworm is my car.