me and mack watched this and listed every time we noticed something sexy about mr. sparrow- feel free to add more in the comments!!
1. he basically has a grill
2. funny
3. excessive guyliner
4. spunky
5. good at accessorizing
6. long hair (but you can tell it’s not performative)
7. innovative
8. witty
9. can sword fight
10. very nimble
11. has a lot of confidence
12. great problem solver
13. he never dies
14. cool name but not in a cringey way
