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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 May 2022

  Multi-parallel mirrors make minutia meaningful.

  Truly pivotal. Excels in action, comedy, drama, and more. Hot-dog hands down the best movie of 2022, perhaps even the decade.

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  Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999

  ★★★ Watched 16 May 2022

  Trade-blocks & Tatooine.

  A shaky intro to the beloved series, but it has its moments. RIP Qui-Gon Jinn.

Popular reviews

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  Picture Bride 1994

  ★★ Watched 09 Oct 2021

  Hitched heroine hoaxed into Hawaii hana-hana handles her hereafter.

  Historically very informative and interesting but cinematically very slow and dry.

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  Space Jam: A New Legacy 2021

  ★½ Watched 24 Jul 2021

  Bron bounces balls & banks baskets in bumbling begetter beat.

  Warner Bros spends all its efforts trying to flaunt its IPs in this one while relying on CGI and fantastical animation as a crutch. It somehow manages to be both not very funny and not very fun. Porky Pig raps.

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