LockyBoyd96

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Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Princess Mononoke
  • The Hunt

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  • The Roommate

    ★★

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ★½

  • Law Abiding Citizen

    ★★★½

  • The Craigslist Killer

    ★★

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  • The Roommate

    The Roommate

    ★★

    Billy Zane unironically telling a student in this “you happen to have two things I can’t teach, style and desire” while she wears a fedora and a shitty scarf is peak cinema

    Update: oh shit she wears it in more than one scene fucking hell

    Update Update: ooooo 2011 is far too late for Medication and The Gay to be so heavily stigmatised

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ★½

    I say this with complete sincerity and no hyperbole. 

    The effects and makeup for Jackie Earle Haley’s Freddie fucking sucks

    I did not finish this movie FUCK it was so slow at the end

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  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Evolution

    Evolution

    ★★½

    Never in my wildest dream did I expect to hear the line “THERE’S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT”


    Update: I did not expect it to get cruder, and yet it did