Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Get away from that callback, you bitch!

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Feels a bit like the finale for Falcon and Winter Soldier, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. It’s an enjoyable blend of intrigue and action. And I enjoy the way they keep Sam as more a grounded super hero, but still capable of extraordinary things.

Popular reviews

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  Zack Snyder's Justice League 2021

  ★★ Watched 20 Mar 2021

  I want heels that can survive a 50 foot fall.

  Does Superman scream that loud during sex too? Release the #SuperSexTape.

  Aquaman litters! Didn’t he care about the environment?!

  Man’s response when dealing with a dangerous artifact? Bury it... like their feelings.

  Practical effects? Pfffft.

  Cyborg looks like junkyard art but at least he has tit jets.

  Lois has no reason to be in this movie other than to be the mcguffin for Superman. No real story. Just some scenes…

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  Bingo Hell 2021

  ★★★ Watched 10 Oct 2022

  I was worried about this movie, but damn am I glad I gave it a chance.

  Also, glad I don’t like playing bingo.