Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Crow 2024

  ★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  This wouldn’t be the worst film if it weren’t a re-adaptation of The Crow. I’m here for a gothic John Wick moment in 2024/5, but not like this. Two stars solely because bloody flash sheet Bill Skarsgård is a Plot.

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  Nightbreed 1990

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Mar 2025

  The makeup on this film is phenomenal. Decker is my favorite horror mask, period. 

  Teenage me would have been OBSESSED with this film

Popular reviews

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  Speak No Evil 2024

  ★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  Petition to have ripped & unhinged James McAvoy sing 80s ballads in at least one film a year, please and thank you.

  Ant is the mvp of this film for me. Dan Hough showing more emotion than most adults I know.

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  Inland Empire 2006

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  I take great joy in imagining David Lynch behind his digital camcorder, inches from everyone’s face, thinking about all the wonderful things he’ll be able to do editing digital vs with film.

  Also 90% of the movie can be summed up with “Laura, what you Dern?” and I love that.