Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Smiley Face 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  High review:
  "We really should frame pictures of the things we love"

  Sober review:
  "What if Harold f*ked Kumar"

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  THX 1138 1971

  ★★½ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  I remember this behind less boring. Also the remastered VFX sucked ass.

Popular reviews

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  Con Air 1997

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Mar 2024

  "Im gonn'a show 'ya God does exist" - Nicolas Cage moments before a sick guitar riff

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  Blade: Trinity 2004

  ½ Watched 14 Dec 2022

  Watching this film felt like trying to ice skate uphill