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Favorite films

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Nope
  • The Cabin in the Woods

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  • The Lego Batman Movie

    ★★★★½

  • The Lego Movie

    ★★★★

  • A Complete Unknown

    ★★★

  • Snowpiercer

    ★★★★

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  • The Lego Batman Movie

    The Lego Batman Movie

    ★★★★½

    4 and a half stars for being the first batman movie to properly acknowledge that batman and the joker ARE lovers and they shouldn’t be afraid to admit it.
    not 5 stars though because i will never fully 100 percent love ANYTHING that makes bruce like barbara. no, just no. but a STRONG, RESOUNDING yes to literally everything else in this movie. if this was less focused on being a kid comedy (not an insult, i love it for what it is) it would probably be the best batman movie full stop.

  • The Lego Movie

    The Lego Movie

    ★★★★

    SPACESHIP!
    ingenious (albeit a little corny, sure, whatever) and it kind of directly contributed to spider verse existing… so. thank you phil lord and christopher miller, y’all are everything… and everything… is awesome.

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  • Snowpiercer

    Snowpiercer

    ★★★★

    two things:
    1. this is just hunger games on a train without the love triangle (endearing)
    and 2. bong joon ho really really REALLY does not like classism.

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★½

    well. i can see how someone could like this movie, but the way this was written… is truly abysmal and will be outdated in one singular year and i can’t believe that people like this? this isn’t even really a teenage mutant ninja turtles movie? splinter is MUCH more their dad than their master, which is fine. raph is “angry” iii guess, leo is the “leader” i guess, donny watched anime and wears glasses so he’s “smart” i GUESS. mikey…

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