Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Apr 2024

  Jeff Goldblum was my gay awakening when I was 10 years old and this was a FLASHBACK

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  Divergent 2014

  ★★½ Watched 14 Sep 2023 2

  I’ve never seen a movie serve cunt so hard

Recent reviews

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  The Hangover Part II 2011

  ★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  It is a requirement to show Bradley Cooper shirtless at least twice in every hangover movie

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  Fight Club 1999

  Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Moral of the story is to avoid straight men who look like Brad Pitt at all costs

Popular reviews

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  WeCrashed 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Nov 2022 1

  I feel like being an employee at WeWork is the same thing as trying to do homework in a frat house

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  Kinds of Kindness 2024

  ½ Watched 07 Jul 2024

  I think I hate this 
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  Edit: After thinking about this movie all day, I can truly say that I hate this film. All three stories are centered around the exploitation of vulnerable people and demonizing victims of abuse. All of this is covered up by the confusing and surreal nature of the film which makes me even more disgusted. I can see Yorgos’ vision for this film and the commentary he is trying to generate, but it tiptoes on…