Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Super Mario Bros. 1993

  Watched 15 Feb 2025

  A huge benefit for this movie is it has nothing to do with the video game series outside of the use of the names. Despite it being credited as one of the worst movies ever made (surely a take from some geek out there) it’s actually visually fun and totally out there and strange. Yoshi gets stabbed. It has 9/11 predictive programming. It references NYC more often than it does anything in the Mario universe, even having its own Koopa…

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  There's Something About Mary 1998

  Watched 23 Feb 2025

  You know it’s a comedy from the 90s it there's this much disability humor. I didn’t care for this much but I love Jonathan Richman as the Greek chorus. Him getting shot at the end is one of the few times I laughed.

Popular reviews

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  Hellraiser 2022

  Watched 31 Oct 2022

  I know the puritans have won. The cenobites are no longer horny. They don’t even wear leather anymore.

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  Drive-Away Dolls 2024

  Watched 23 Feb 2025

  This was so bad I actually forgot I watched it. No amount of lesbian sex scenes is going to save this amateur effort from an established director. I was shocked every time they used a PowerPoint transition. Let me tell you, they used a lot of PowerPoint transitions.

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