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  The 12th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  zombie 2 2: the final conclusion (an untitled zombie film by new heidecker formerly based on a no longer existing concept by gregg turkington)

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  The Electric State 2025

  ½ Watched 14 Mar 2025 2

  AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA   hail satan hail the dark lord  lord of darkness haunt the dreams of the makers of this movie oh dark one destroy the live those involved in the netflix corporation😭😭😭😭😭😭I LOVE THE MOVIES

Popular reviews

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  Deck of Cards 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Sep 2022 3

  MY MESSAGE TOO TIM HEIDENKER:

  I can not award this “film” the covented five bags of popcorn. And i expect any selfreflecting film buf to do the sam hear. 

  MY STATEMENT TO TIM HEIDEKAR IS THIS:

  I willnot release the addishunal bags of popcorn until u releese the true version ov the Deck Of Carks aka the “greg cut”

  I discourage any filmbuffs frum awarding this the coveted five bags aswell.

  MY WARNING TO TIM HEDNECKER IS AS FOLLOWS:

  Your a cowheard and a frod their will be redtribution both legal and cycological

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  Atlas 2024

  ½ Watched 29 May 2024 5

  ted sarandos said recently “it doesnt matter the size of the screen”. ted how many best picture oscars have you lost to theatre films? how many millions did u waste campaigning for oscars? u know what else people watch on their phones? porno. jack off instruction. is that what you would equate to the netflix film? i would. im putting u in a psychic headlock ted. im casting spells day and night that will cause your demise. 

  praise be to…