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Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me 1992
If I were an actor and I needed to cry on cue, I’d think of Fire Walk With Me. It would work. Every time. It’s working right now.
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023
Far too many people forget just how difficult it is to make a movie THIS entertaining.
If anyone out there has seen the old D&D movie with Jeremy Irons and Marlon Wayans, they’ll know what I mean. That movie tries so hard in all the wrong directions and is about as enjoyable as watching a burrito hit your windshield.
Honour Among Thieves is so fluidly paced, with such a great grasp of character and comic timing - but most importantly,…
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Animal Kingdom: Let's Go Ape 2015
A film so horrendous I’ve watched it eleven times.
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Eddie Izzard: Definite Article 1996
I still watch/listen to this all the time. Her delivery is fucking musical and her ideas are so joyful. Eddie Izzard is about as important to me as David Bowie.
Also I think she’s better on audio, but of all the filmed performances, this is probably the best.
Incidentally…
Unrepeatable = Hunky Dory
Definite Article = Ziggy Stardust
Glorious = Berlin trilogy
Dress To Kill = Let’s DanceI won’t explain.
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