Theo

Theo

Favorite films

  • Berserk
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Pulse
  • All About My Mother

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★½

  • Megalopolis

    ½

  • Interstellar

    ★★★★★

  • Alien: Romulus

    ★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★½

    At its best moments, it’s absolutely hilarious, and the cast deliver some really great comedic performances. However, the film completely shifts course halfway through and becomes a Studio Ghibli knockoff without the heart. The third act climax is just Nausicaa and you cannot tell me otherwise. If the film had stayed on track with some of the really interesting ideas it presents in the first act, it could’ve been great. Sadly it just became increasingly referential and decreasingly thoughtful. Overall it feels incredibly hollow, which is a real shame.

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ½

    Man makes unwatchable film while ruining his life attempting to suck his own cock. Can’t help but feel the “oligarchy good” great man theory feels extremely pointed right now.

    Also one of the ugliest movies I’ve ever seen. Unbearable on the eyes.

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  • Nomadland

    Nomadland

    ★½

    There is something very artificial and cold about creating a fake plot and fake characters and then weaving them into real stories as if the two hold the same weight. Just make a documentary instead of casting millionaires to play poor people.

    But they aren’t really poor, are they? Both Fern and Dave have families that bail them out and live in really nice homes but it is the choice of the characters to live in their vans. Very rarely…

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★★

    You cannot convince me that this isn't queer utopian futurist cinema. Not queer as in gay, but queer as in not straight. Time here is not an ever-marching straight arrow forward, but is bent and warped in order to create a better past, present, and future. Reconciling with personal histories, communal grief and overcoming that grief in the present, in order to create and mould a future for humanity.

    There are some clunky moments and some of the dialogue is...…