Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★★½ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  This movie isn’t as bad as the clips of Zoe Saldana singing, “Vaginoplasty” would have you believe it is, but it also isn’t much better than that. I will never understand the awards buzz around this movie, especially given the fact that it is drowning in controversy at the moment, but I did find it more entertaining than I would have expected

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  Atlantis: The Lost Empire 2001

  ★★★½ Rewatched 18 Jan 2025 1

  20 years later, I am still down BAD for Kida

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2024 1

  I call her the Lisan Al Gaib the way she ride my sandworm

  ....I'm so sorry

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  Noses for Rats 2 is a much darker movie and contains vastly more vampire penis than one might expect based on its title alone.