Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025 1

  Strangely euphoric watch as by the climax, the entire theater was uncontrollably laughing at poor Snow White. Rachel is actually quite charming as the character, she’s just trapped in this unfortunate version of it. I really need to watch West Side Story so I can save my perception of Zegler and Ariana DeBose.

  Gal Gadot…well, I think everyone knows by now. I’ll give her that ONE number, but my goodness, it really makes you wonder what Vin ever saw in…

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  Scooby-Doo! and the Loch Ness Monster 2004

  Watched 21 Mar 2025

  This film makes Daphne’s archetype a canonical genetic disposition. Need more “Clan Blake” content!

  Pleased to say this was better than I remembered, I will continue to love the triple Nessy nature of the plot. Some mysteries are better left unsolved, so true Scooby! A good implementation of the newer 3D styles as well.

Popular reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★ Watched 01 Aug 2024

  I think M. Night’s mind exists in some sort of slapstick clown world, but then he imagines these “serious” scripts within them. It is the only explanation for the consistent incongruities in his work. 

  They are however, at times, deeply enjoyable. Josh Hartnett channeling his inner “alien in a human skin suit” is very funny. 

  Unironically, very nice of a father to make a whole movie of your daughter with a so so at best music career to let her pretend to be a pop star.

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  The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023

  ★★ Watched 18 Nov 2023 5

  So Suzanne Collins likes the Star Wars prequels I guess.

  I say this with affection, the girlies (and Nader) MUST be juicing these numbers. Did I watch a different movie?

  Firstly, for the love of god PICK AN ASPECT RATIO. This actually hurt to look at at times. I seriously would’ve given an extra star for consistent cinematography. The most prequelitis I may have ever seen in a movie. “Hey President Snow, do you want to go to the hanging…