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  • Coraline

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  • Cocaine Bear

    ★★★★

  • The Lorax

    ★★½

  • WALL·E

    ★★

  • Tangled

    ★★★

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  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear

    ★★★★

    this movie makes me wanna do the unthinkable. it’s like a tots ma goats funny movie. cracks me up everything i think about it, also that one guy who was heartbroken the entire time with a messed up tattoo and a kid, cute af. i would gladly take the role as a new step mom.  as you can tell this review was meant to be a rolar coaster, just like that bears mind.

  • The Lorax

    The Lorax

    ★★½

    the onceler carried this movie. he can have my kids any day of the week and i’d be honored to get kicked on the curb by him, heck i’d even apologize and buy him new shoes. also can we talk about the lorax’s mustache?!?! mens looking better than the founding fathers, who am i kidding he could be my founding father for all i care!!! #ispeakforthetrees #stoppollution #marrymepleaseoncelerimlonely #420

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  • The VelociPastor

    The VelociPastor

    ★½

    10xs better than jaurisci world!!!!! the dialogue really hits home, my favorite line by far has to be “so your parents died, Doug it’s what parents do. They die on you.” Makes me feel comfort in what the future holds for me. the dinosaurs also look way more realistic, can’t believe it’s cgis!! go watch now!

  • Coraline

    Coraline

    ★★★★★

    the food looks bussin, makes me wanna cream. especially that one breakfast scene, way more attractive than my exs and to think it’s all fake … just like them. overall, 100/10, best movie out there. she got me through childhood, so i know she gonna get me through adulthood <3 
    that cake also be bigger than them ;)

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