I like swords.

Nothing like planetary destruction to save a marriage…

This film is a masterclass of cinematography. It’s is just so aesthetically pleasing. The cast is so filthy star studded it blows the imagination. One of my absolute favourite parts is the narration throughout. It flips a war film on its head by giving the audience a glimpse of the emotional side of the warrior spirit. It’s philosophical in its telling of war and its does not try to glorify what is probably a terrifying, filthy horror that one is lucky to survive. As Col. Tall says, the world is indeed cruel.

Pretty horny for a good period peice. I mean Orlando in his heyday kinda carries the film, but a good watch. Also put some respect on the Leper King, but there is no fucking way I’m kissing that guys hand. Pretty cool cinematography from Ridley Scott. I’d fuck prob.