Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Addiction 1995

  ★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  Peter Bradshaw uses price comparison websites and probably has orthopaedic shoes he never shuts up about.

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  In a Violent Nature 2024

  ★★½ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  “Ma’am please. All my friends are dead and I am deeply traumatised. Please stop your allegorical monologue about your brother seeing a bear. Please.”

Popular reviews

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  Frankenstein Unbound 1990

  Watched 12 Feb 2021

  Most time travellers: I have to be careful so as to not create paradoxes that will affect the future. 

  John Hurt: imma take Mary Shelley for a joy ride in my space car so I can sleep with her.

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  Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 2001

  ★★★ Rewatched 24 Apr 2023

  *Harry breaks a vase*

  Adult: Harry Potter. How dare you break that vase…

  *Warm smirk*

  I haven’t seen a promising wizard break that vase in years. Eight thousand points to grfsgsusgdor. 

  *John Williams leitmotif*