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Mickey 17 2025
Very fun and Pattinson is fantastic but this is really spread far too thin despite how long it was. Bong’s satire was never subtle, but generally there’s a lot more depth and pathos to it than there is here. Was not shocked to find it was adapted from a book, because there’s so many characters here that are hollow and feel like they’ve had their arcs cut out from underneath them.
Adore the physical representation of someone loving every part…
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The Monkey 2025
Shockingly confident in its “humour” despite the fact every single joke dies a horrible death long before it’s even fully delivered. Has the comedic sensibilities of an extremely annoying teenager, and it falls flat on its face whenever it flirts with any sort of emotional catharsis. Without any hyperbole, it’s one of the worst written films I’ve seen in years. Incredibly dull formally despite the fact a horror comedy with this premise needed a lot more energy.
Doesn’t even have…
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Dune: Part Two 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
A genuine technical marvel and stuffed to the brim with incredible performances (particularly Chalamet, Ferguson and Butler), but the writing and structure don’t really work for me.
This never truly reckons with the thorniness and sheer horror at the heart of its story in my eyes. Instead it flits through Paul’s descent purely from a surface view, telling me that this is bad rather than consistently crafting potent enough imagery and pockets of emotion that make me feel something about…Translated from by -
Captain America: Brave New World 2025
Anthony Mackie deserves better than an almost entirely apolitical “political thriller” that mostly just exists to make an origin story for Wolverine’s claws. Very clearly a hack job in the editing room as well.
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