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Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  After some time reflecting on this film, I have come to a conclusion: I don’t know if I want to go Mickey 17 Mode or Sicko Mode or own the modes of production …. I simply would like to be in Naomi Ackie please hold me mode

  All I can say confidently is that Robert Pattinson is on a mid 2010s Ryan Gosling run, but better. He is a white boy moving different, and I respect that. He will be an Oscar winner one day.

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  Sideways 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Genuinely funny, genuinely touching. Healed me on some level and cleansed my cynicism. The beautiful thing about our fragile lives is that they keep going. 

  Shout out Eddie Money!

Popular reviews

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  Ferrari 2023

  ★½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  Wow, look at that, you got Ferrari, Bari, Tatailino, Mussolini, Da Vinci, Binki, Dinki, De Porgi, Orsi, Lardi, Patrian… [yawn]…. Manzinari, Lamborghini, Signorina, Balerina, Cappuccino, Capicola…. [yawn] …. Proscetti, Mortedella, boscolla, rosotto…. Fuck, who else…. Chiti… and uh…

  ….. 

  ……. Uh…

  Freni—….

  …[Snort]….

  Venni, uh….

  …..

  [car noises, pistons and screeching]

  …. Angelini and Angelino and uhh… 

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  [more fucking car noises]

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  …. Fuck where is the remo—…..

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  ……..hrmmm…

  …[snort]…

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  Akira 1988

  ★★★★ Rewatched 21 Dec 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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