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  Skin 2018

  ½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Lmaoooo no, no, this is absolutely crazy. The 2018 Academy Awards was, and will always remain, an absolute travesty to the art of film.

  This is like what a trust fund neoliberal, who studied poly sci in Connecticut and works at a think-tank in Washington D.C. and spends way, way too much time on Bluesky and analyzing data, thinks how racism and race relations are in Ohio or Montana.

  I’m almost convinced this short was intended for that one impressionable…

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  After some time reflecting on this film, I have come to a conclusion: I don’t know if I want to go Mickey 17 Mode or Sicko Mode or own the modes of production …. I simply would like to be in Naomi Ackie please hold me mode

  All I can say confidently is that Robert Pattinson is on a mid 2010s Ryan Gosling run, but better. He is a white boy moving different, and I respect that. He will be an Oscar winner one day.

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  Ferrari 2023

  ★½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  Wow, look at that, you got Ferrari, Bari, Tatailino, Mussolini, Da Vinci, Binki, Dinki, De Porgi, Orsi, Lardi, Patrian… [yawn]…. Manzinari, Lamborghini, Signorina, Balerina, Cappuccino, Capicola…. [yawn] …. Proscetti, Mortedella, boscolla, rosotto…. Fuck, who else…. Chiti… and uh…

  ….. 

  ……. Uh…

  Freni—….

  …[Snort]….

  Venni, uh….

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  [car noises, pistons and screeching]

  …. Angelini and Angelino and uhh… 

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  [more fucking car noises]

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  …. Fuck where is the remo—…..

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  ……..hrmmm…

  …[snort]…

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  Akira 1988

  ★★★★ Rewatched 21 Dec 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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