Lunar Maria

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  • Bulaklak sa City Jail

    ★★★½

  • ZsaZsa Zaturnnah Ze Moveeh

  • DitO

  • Companion

    ★★

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  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★

    Look, it's another AI uprising/ Beep boop, I'm sentient and slightly annoyed - yes, we've seen it all before but Sophie Thatcher's in it and a whole bunch of randos you'll instantly develop a passionate dislike for. So, you know... worth a watch?

  • The Straight Story

    The Straight Story

    Dear Mr. David Lynch,

    You were the only one who could make a John Deere journey seem more profound and life should be taken at a snails pace. I appreciate you for reminding us to always have a damn fine cup of coffee in hand while making us question reality, sanity, and the structural integrity of the red curtains—all while the tune "In heaven, everything is fine" plays in our heads.

    And of course, we'll keep our eyes on the…

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  • Storytime

    Storytime

    ★★★★

    I apologize for this review. The writer responsible has been sacked. (and living her life as a cockroach) So now, continue reading another review, which you are told contains insightful thoughts and not just a load of crap like this one.

  • Slut

    Slut

    ★★★½

    Okay, so this is about a woman-hating psychopath who murders sexually empowered girls but this time around he messed up with the wrong slut. He'll spare you if you're a nice girl though because he loves the chase- what a hypocrite. Anyway, the production and feel captured the 70s vibe, the acting was believable, and it has a good story structure for a short film so I was tuned in. I really enjoyed this and I will be watching out…