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  Audition 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2023

  An audition I’d pay good money to be in.

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  A Clockwork Orange 1971

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2023

  No review needed.

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  Yesterday 2019

  ½ Rewatched 12 Sep 2022

  Stupid load of shite. I hated this film. I didn’t dislike it. I hated it. With a passion. With a vengeance? Aye, that too.

  Danny Boyle directed Sunshine. How could he fuck up so badly with this? I didn’t think it was possible but Jesus Christ I am seemingly wrong.

  What about that scene with John Lennon on the beach? The 10-15 minutes I had to endure of that has been the closest I have ever been to hurling myself out my 6th story flat.

  Don’t watch. Peeling of your flesh bit by bit and feeding it to the labrador would be more entertaining.

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  Naked Lunch 1991

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2023

  I kind of hated the film. I kind of hated the book. I kind of liked the film. I kind of liked the book. I don't know why.

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