Ice Queen. Frost Witch. Dog mom. Probably old enough to be your mom. Realist. Pseudo-intellectual.
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The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim 2024
Well, this 2 hour 15 minute LOTR anime is better than both seasons of Rings of Power combined… but it’s still no OG trilogy.
Eye scar bad guy is like every “sad gym bro who wears black and says he’s goth” red flag you’ve ever dated.
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The Muppet Christmas Carol 1992
This is the greatest Christmas movie of all time, and I’m not just saying that because it’s Christmas Eve and I am full of mulled wine and cheese. Michael Caine is the fuckin’ G.O.A.T. of Scrooges.
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The Gray Man 2022
This is what happens when you spend your absurd budget on explosions and fake blood instead of script writers. But props to Chris Evans for being the hottest sociopath I’ve seen since my ex from 10 years ago. I love a well-dressed red flag with missing fingers.
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The Black Cat 1934
Marry me, murder me, and stick me in your hot dead girl basement museum, Herr Poelzig.
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