after 20+ minutes of grunting apes (I audibly giggled) and [orchestral music playing] I started to wonder why I’d thought this movie had a cool plot.
(spoiler: the movie has a cool plot)…
when I was 11 I watched Bruce Willis sacrifice himself via nuclear space bomb in Armageddon, and made my entire family swear they’d never go to space. they have, thus far, all upheld their promises. my point? I have always hated movies that take place in outer…
