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Favorite films

  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Nosferatu
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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  • Mamma Mia!

    ★★★★½

  • 22 Jump Street

    ★★★½

  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    ★★★

  • Notting Hill

    ★★★½

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  • Girl, Interrupted

    Girl, Interrupted

    ★★★★

    cuckoo's nest but gay

  • Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★½

    abide by the space pill

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  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★★★

    i loved it when john fnaf said “i always come back” and then came all over their backs

  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★½

    welcome back to another episode of brunettes being the most badass bitches to exist