Matt

Matt

A strange, lanky pun
Some kind of bizarre artist
What is a haiku?

Favorite films

  • Harold and Maude
  • Brazil
  • Blue Velvet
  • The Toxic Avenger

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  • O Canada

  • Night Music

  • The Little Mermaid

    ★★★½

  • Tromeo & Juliet

    ★★½

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  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid

    ★★★½

    This is a palette cleanse for sure, after Tromeo and Juliet most films would be. Point being, this is fun. Very well made film. The pacing is succinct, the animation still looks very good, sound design is fantastic. I like this enough. Disney films are not really my thing, but I acknowledge that they are objectively very good, well made and accessible films. A fun blind watch and I’m glad I watched it, I can definitely live without watching this again though.

  • Tromeo & Juliet

    Tromeo & Juliet

    ★★½

    Y’know, this is probably the best film version of Romeo and Juliet. Very Troma, very deplorable, very funny. I can’t say that it isn’t Shakespeare, but I can say that it is fun. Like The Toxic Avenger, not for the faint at heart, but if you have the stomach for it, this isn’t near as good as Toxie.

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  • The King Tide

    The King Tide

    ★★★★½

    Exactly the kind of film I love. Very tense, gripping, as well as a devastating gut-punch of an ending. To think this was filmed here in Newfoundland… damn fine film, highly recommend!

  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    ★★★

    There are things I love here, especially the stuff with Sandman. The Symbiote stuff was fun, but I don’t like Topher Grace’s Eddie Brock. This film is bloated and easily the weakest of the three, but it’s still fun.