Matt Bizer

Matt Bizer

Favorite films

  • Star Wars
  • Moonrise Kingdom
  • The World's End
  • Interstellar

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  • Poolman

    ★★★★

  • Super Troopers

    ★★★½

  • Constantine

    ★★★½

  • Oh, Hello on Broadway

    ★★★★

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  • Poolman

    Poolman

    ★★★★

    This is very good! The critics were wrong! We should be happy an A-lister took such a big creative swing! More movies like this deserve to be made, and be seen, and given an honest chance!

    I’ll get a couple things out of the way: No, this movie isn’t particularly well-written; the writing feels very slapdash at times. And no, I haven’t seen Chinatown, so I’m not qualified to weigh in on the whining that this is a Chinatown ripoff.…

  • Super Troopers

    Super Troopers

    ★★★½

    Not nearly as poorly aged as you’d expect from an early 2000s R-rated comedy about cops, Super Troopers proved to be a solidly funny way to kill a couple hours with the assistance of certain substances that are legal where I live. This starts as, essentially, a series of sketches about Vermont highway patrolmen doing silly, reckless, and/or dangerous stunts to casually mess with speeding or otherwise lawbreaking motorists, and/or interfere with the local police. I fucking hate cops, but…

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  • In Bruges

    In Bruges

    ★★½

    I feel like I watched a different movie from everyone else....

    I was told I would love this movie and, indeed, many of its ingredients are not unlike some films I love. But, to extend that cooking metaphor, a good recipe is about how you mix the ingredients together; In Bruges is an inconsistent, flavorless mess.

    Colin Farrell and Ralph Fiennes are A+ in this movie, and are responsible for most of what I did like/find funny. This film manages…

  • Ghost Stories

    Ghost Stories

    ★★★

    The weirdest adaptation of A Christmas Carol that I have ever seen