I was holding space for the part where I got to leave the cinema
Wicked was a fond memory of mine as a wee 8 year old, but this was weirdly paced and the film looked atrocious. Such a shame because the sets were actually amazing, but what was up with all the backlighting?
All I got from this was 1. Bella is literally willing to die so that she can have sex with Edward. and 2. Jasper was fighting for the confederacy???? Ok????
HELLO POTION SELLER, I AM GOING INTO BATTLE (THE CINEMA), AND I WANT ONLY YOUR STRONGEST POTIONS.
YOU CAN’T HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTIONS TRAVELLER (ZENDAYA x MIKE x JOSH love triangle). MY STRONGEST POTIONS WILL KILL A DRAGON.
POTION SELLER ENOUGH OF THESE GAMES (tennis).
Edit: it has come to my attention that people do not know potion seller. Look it up on YouTube you weirdos. (It’s the guy who wrote the fricking movie?!)
