Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I cannot explain how happy I was for a surprise Tim Key appearance.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Nov 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Corpse Bride 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 19 May 2021

  Victor keeps pointing out that Emily is dead when matey looks just as dead as her

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  Pride & Prejudice 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Apr 2021

  If we examine the film closely, Mr Collins is actually the most essential character to the plot.

  How else would we be able to measure the quality of the boiled potatoes?

  Oh. Did I forget to mention he drops helpful life tips on how to get the ladies to like you? Fellas, take notes!