But to feel nothing so as not to feel anything—what a waste!
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Ex Machina 2015
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The challenge is not to act automatically. It's to find an action that is not automatic.
WOW HOLY SHIT I AM SO FLOORED BY HOW INCREDIBLE THIS MOVIE IS
I didn't have low expectations, but I didn't have high ones either. I thought it'd be a basic Westworld-esque thing but not nearly as good because nothing can top Westworld. I thought it wouldn’t be particularly memorable. I thought it'd just be a movie I would check off my watchlist.
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Synecdoche, New York 2008
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...As you learn there is no one watching you, and there never was.
There's just so much here to unpack, I don't know where to begin. Saying I did or didn't like it doesn't feel big enough to encapsulate what this was. I have no idea how to rate this—a rating almost feels like an insult to what this movie is and "means." How would I rate my life, his life, our lives, out of five stars??? fuck!
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Alien: Romulus 2024
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This is all my fault.
> Yeah, it is. …[longest pause ever]…….. Yours, mine, and everyone else’s.Wow, a good Alien sequel for once! I especially loved the lighting of the screens and buttons—the various yellows and reds—in contrast to the blinding white rays of the stars and other gadgets. It was generally beautiful to look at, although this faded as the plot gave way to action. I appreciated our main two characters, as their connection was the driving emotional force…
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Mickey 17 2025
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It’s rare for me to leave a movie and go, “I hated it.” But I did that with this one! The reason it isn’t a lower rating is because it was still interesting and seemed to have things to say, despite failing to say most of them with any conviction.
I mean, consider the central piece of the story: Mickey 17 and 18. Clones are not supposed to coexist and there’s a rule against it because it’s ethically confusing/wrong—but this…
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The Green Knight 2021
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Uhhhhh so this is a bad movie. Laughably bad. Seriously, my theatre was laughing. I was CACKLING. And not at the parts that were meant to be funny! Just because of how hopelessly confused and dumb this all was. And because if I didn’t, I’d have been falling asleep. Because the whole thing was just so genuinely BORING. This movie crawled along at an absolute snail’s pace—I mean, I felt RESTLESS in a MOVIE THEATRE. That…
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Tenet 2020
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Oh, we get up to some stuff. You’re gonna love it. You’ll see.
Wait this movie was actually so cool???? Everyone roasts this but why?? Okay fair I didn’t understand 90% of it and some of the dialogue was almost laughably bad but still IT WAS SO COOL. John David Washington and Robert Pattinson are both so swaggy!!! Has Michael Caine ever not been in a Christopher Nolan film? Elizabeth Debicki is a serene and majestic BOMBSHELL.
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