Robert Wertz

Robert Wertz Pro

Cartoonist. Writer. Dogsbody.

I do not use half stars. Adjust your expectations.

Favorite films

  • The Long Goodbye
  • Naked Lunch
  • Dawn of the Dead
  • Spirited Away

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  • The Mummy's Revenge

    ★★★

  • The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb

    ★★★

  • Godzilla

    ★★★★★

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

    ★★★★★

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  • Thieves Like Us

    Thieves Like Us

    ★★★★

    Re-watched immediately after reading the book. Very close adaptation. Simplified in a few places. Altman’s main additions are the layering of media, radio, over the narrative, and commercialism in the pervasive coca-cola presence.  Casting is great, and everyone brings the characters from the book to the screen perfectly. Ending is slightly different from the book, but still heartbreaking. Not the pinnacle of Altman’s 70s output, but still excellent.

  • Night Killer

    Night Killer

    ★★

    Some more Claudio Fragasso & Rosella Drudi madness. Not quite a giallo, not quite a slasher, but entertaining nonetheless. If you have lived through Troll 2 you know what to expect.

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  • See No Evil

    See No Evil

    ★★★★

    Mia Farrow just wanted to take a bath.

  • The Fifth Element

    The Fifth Element

    ★★★★

    Few things are burned into my memory as deeply as Leeloo saying "Multi-pass".