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  Inside Out 2 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Jun 2024

  Halfway into watching this I realized this was a movie about my life story. My sense of self was ripped out but nobody ever put anything back into my memory pool so that explains why I don’t feel anything anymore. Great movie.

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  Midsommar 2019

  ★½ Watched 15 Jun 2024

  Thank God I fell asleep halfway through but unfortunately I was awoken to Teagan hitting me violently during the barn/cheating scene. That was fun to watch with teenage boys.

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  47 Meters Down: Uncaged 2019

  ★★ Watched 17 May 2024

  It’s so hard to make a GOOD movie about sharks/underwater horror. The CGI was cruddy, but that’s expected for shark movies. Predictable deaths and problems that they run into. The jump scares were better than expected. Deep Blue Sea remains my pick for “best shark movie” (if it even exists).

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  The Wicker Man 1973

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Apr 2024

  That was insane. I have no words to describe that.

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