Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Predator 2018

  ★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  I didn't know people had that much ketchup in their bodies owo

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  Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire 2023

  ½ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Worlds greatest litmus test to see if someone has taste.

  As long as anyone breathes to sing the praises of Snyder, I will be there spew hate. As long as there is a single:
  "Well, I mean, it wasn't great, but it wasn't bad".
  I will be there to preach my ire.
  For every "Oh, it was terrible, but there was some cool shots"
  I will gouge their eyes, a gift to rid them of the lying whores that nested in their skulls.

Popular reviews

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  Halloween Ends 2022

  ★★½ Watched 14 Oct 2022

  Man, I've seen a fair amount of train wrecks in my time, but I never seen one do a triple ollie flip on the tracks before. But here we are.

  But way better than Halloween Kills, holy shit fuck that movie. Would have gone postal if they said "Evil dies tonight" at the very end of this.

  Also also, there's a rom-com buried deep in here somewhere, and I demand it be set free.

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  The Grey 2011

  ★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2024 1

  Strong core cast, that is unfortunately sent to Final Destination: Alaska.

  Like seriously, the interactions between the main group of lads overshadowed just about everything. The film just felt it lacked confidence in events, character interactions and stories. So it over compensated, HARD.

  And the most damning aspect was all the cast running a relay race, and you see them pass off the death flag to each other.

  But most importantly, fuck Diaz.

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