Friends and I watch movies and judge them, that's about all this really is made for. It's a fun little gimmick ya'know
Favorite films
Recent activity
AllRecent reviews
More-
Dog Soldiers 2002
That was... Indeed a movie. I'm not sure how you did it, but you made this movie more boring that the Titanic. Some Scottish fucks are out having a training simulation, and all of the sudden, some wee doggies fuck up the entire thing. The wear wolves look about how you'd expect, nothing real exciting there. The story is.... Appropriate for this movie. I'll tell you what really got me.... This dumb bitch, in her final moments, has a one…
Translated from by -
Man on Fire 2004
Not too shabby for an early 2000's action film. Denzel Washington plays his usual rough around the edges, hard boiled character, which I personally don't mind. In fact, it's why I enjoy him in his movies so much, because he has a certain cadence to his voice and his movement that I thoroughly enjoy. The story is decent, not anything I would rewatch for quite a long time. The action starts out fairly slow for the first hour, and then…
Translated from by
Popular reviews
More-
Late Night with the Devil 2023
This was truly amazing. The way this film puts on a true 70's themed talk show, along with the filter that they utilized, it was just phenomenal. David Dastmalchian was outstanding in this, he was totally committed to the bit and put on one of his best performances yet. Honestly, I have to give it to the entire crew that worked on this, everyone did swell. This creepy, analog horror-esque roller coaster will have you on the edge of your…
Translated from by -
[REC] 2007
Hands down the best found footage movie I've ever seen, right next to Cloverfield. There's a nice and comforting first 10-15 minutes, filled with laughter and happiness, and then it's just not anymore. About the 20 minutes marker, things get bad and just continue to get worse and worse, until you reach the last 10 minutes, which turned me into an anxiety-riddled bitch. Acting, scary believable and 11/10.
Environment, immersive as shit and dummy claustrophobic-inducing, 8/10. Run-time, a beautiful 78…Translated from by
