Madison

Madison Pro

"You can't do this to me, I'm an AMERICAN.

Favorite films

  • Knives Out
  • In Bruges
  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

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  • Carry-On

  • The Full Monty

    ★★★★½

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★

  • The Wrong Trousers

    ★★★★★

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  • A Town Called Panic

    A Town Called Panic

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Room

    The Room

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Happy Anniversary

    Happy Anniversary

    I do not like them as a pair.
    I do not like the "love" they share.
    I do not like the shitty plot.
    I do not like the cringe-onslaught.
    I do not like this Netflix sham.
    I do not like them: Molly & Sam.

    I would not,
    Could not,
    Watch again.

  • Scooby-Doo! Moon Monster Madness

    Scooby-Doo! Moon Monster Madness

    ½

    OH! The places you'll go!

    You'll be on your way up!
    You'll be seeing a great movie!
    You'll join Scooby and the gang
    it'll be really groovy.

    Monsters and creatures; you'll see some real creepers
    Ascots and glasses; you're sure to yell jeepers!
    Whichever you watch, it'll be be best of the best.
    Whichever you see, you'll soon be obsessed.

    Except when you don't.
    Because, sometimes, you won't.

    I'm sorry to say so
    but, sadly, it's true
    Scooby films aren't all good
    more so outside of childhood
    but that's just my view.

    NO! This is not for you!

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