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Cade: The Tortured Crossing 2023
Koyaanisqatsi made for people who have been bludgeoned in the head repeatedly with a piece of lead pipe.
I went into this movie hoping that it would follow the technical progress of Twisted Pair (A Breen film that, otherwise, is quite unremarkable) by using green screen as welcome flavor to enhance Neil’s action sequences and generate some genuine laughs. I was not ready for Neil to go completely full tilt and use green screen exclusively for every.single.location. While this does remove…Translated from by -
Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell 1995
Hitting the fucking Arnold pose and the side triceps in order to destroy evil spirits is immaculate
Mad props for the fact this took 15 godamned years to make
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House 1977
A list of what this movie made me feel like:
-like having your head shut in a door violently and then being forced to solve a where’s Waldo puzzle book at gunpoint
-like being mugged by the power rangers
- like being strapped to a chair and forced to watch YouTube poops high on acid
-like standing up too fast while abusing Benadryl and pcp concurrently
-like watching every episode of Scooby Doo at the same time while having your…
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003
Finally got to see the directors cut in theaters and wow have I glossed over just how good these films are.
Seeing it on the big screen really paired well with the scale of this move, and the sound design really got a chance to shine on large speakers (Nazgûl shrieks in particular). This additional sense of scale made me enjoy a lot of the more melodramatic scenes and dialogue I might otherwise catch myself scoffing at.
And it…
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