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Norbit 2007
Theyre never going to make something as ground breaking as Eddie Murphy's one man show of playing three key characters.
Does the show have racist undertones toward Chinese people? Yes. But are a lot of Chinese people also racist? Also yes. BEDMAS working in real time!
My world truly changed for the better with the movie experience of Norbit in my life. They literally can't make movies like this anymore!
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Digimon: The Movie 2000
I've said it before and I'll say it again: North American dubbing companies fucking ate with this by merging three shorts into a single movie and trying to create a plotline. Was it cohesive? No. But did it eat? Yes!
Digiarmour Energize!!
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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 2012
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
A total waste of time. The only memory I have of this movie was falling asleep in the first hour and walking up to them STILL talking in the first town. I already played this part of the movie in the GameCube game of The Hobbit so WHATEVER!
I perhaps have a second memory with Gollum and a dragon's eye opening at the end.
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