Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mulan 1998

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  got very drunk and wept like a baby with my cookout tray in my lap

  did you guys know this is a fucking perfect film

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  Night Moves 1975

  ★★★★ Rewatched 10 Mar 2025

  How funny that this popped up in my inbox this morning: thereveal.substack.com/p/i-didnt-solve-anything-with-night?utm_campaign=email-half-post&r=253zu&utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

  Gorgeous, grimy, and bleak. Better the second time around and makes me want to watch it again immediately.

Popular reviews

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  Death Rider in the House of Vampires 2021

  ★★★ Watched 27 Aug 2021 2

  Lots of bloody squib squirting, a good amount of boobs, pretty costumes, absurd old west accents, a plot and backstory that's just sort of barely there to hold things together and some pretty awkward blocking and transitions.

  In other words? Campy as fuck and a pretty good time.

  Really, it's just so nice when someone pursues a passion project and just actually has fun with it. More of that please.

  Also Glenn Danzig is the best actor in this??

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  Bull Durham 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2023

  Follows a self-confessed groupie who falls in love with brooding intellectual, but with baseball. The sex is cheesy and besotted, the dialog is overwrought and poetic and flowery, all against a summer in Americana backdrop.

  Made for me, honestly.